Jersey Shore Cast Reunite … At Burger King

There have been countless rumors over the last few months that the guidos and guidettes of MTV’s Jersey Shore would be reuniting for a new project, but nothing could prepare us for what they had in store. 

If you watch Jersey Shore online, you will know that the show became a hit because the cast members found themselves in some crazy arguments after binge drinking. 

It was a guilty pleasure that everyone would speak about for days on end. By the time it went off the air, the cast members were not as fun. Simply put, they were growing up. 

Without as much alcohol, the feuds were few and far between, and the show became a bit of a chore to get through. Unsurprisingly, the cast members decided to team up for a mini-reunion, but it was not for MTV. 

It was actually for Burger King. No, that was not a typo, and we’re sitting here in shock at the five-minute video that brings everyone back together one last time. 

The purpose of the reunion was to plug the fast food chain’s new Chicken Parmesan Sandwich, but did we really need the cast of a once-hot series to get us to Burger King?

We think not. 

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, Jenni ‘JWOWW’ Farley, Vinny Guadagnino, Pauly D, Deena Cortese, Sammi Giancola and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino were in attendance, but Ronny Magro was MIA. 

Maybe he did not want to listen to Sammi yelling at him for his single Ronnie antics from back in the day, or something. We have no idea, but it would have been good to have them all there. 

Angelina Pivarnick did not need to attend, because, well, she’s not the nicest person and would probably try to get them to buy her track “I’m Hot” so that she does not need to have all the discs put in a landfill.

The cast members struggled to find something to talk about. All they could do was talk about their plans, and The Situation revealed that he was laying the groundwork to have a child.

Pretty crazy considering he’s essentially a child himself, but whatever. Snooki and JWoww revealed that they were parents, but everyone already knew that.

Aside from that, it was a bizarre meeting, and if it’s a taste of things to come in a potential reboot, they should just let it go. MTV would be wise to get a new cast and a new shore and continue the franchise.

Watch the full video below and let us know what you think of it in the comments!